komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

(Source: bearsnbritts)

(Source: scienceandeggs)

(Source: mashable)

50shadesofacceptance:


I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

(Source: onlysheepfollowpeople)

delcat:

chaz-gelf:

thehappysorceress:

Not only did I Laugh Out Loud, there was sustained Laughing Out Loud.

Okay this is really really good

holy fucking SHIT

look even if you don’t watch videos normally on Tumblr watch this one, it’s worth it for the insane amount of effort put in

here’s the link for folks without working embeds

(Source: mattfractionblog)

soloontherocks:

neoliberalismkills:

angeloatemychickenwings:

product-of-a—horror-film:

okay I always see the popular pictures and gifs of him being a badass but seeing him in his natural habitat is awesome as heck

HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN GLASSES

skeleton guy wears glasses

(Source: elizabethcorso)

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal)

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

The thing about patriarchy is that individual men, gay and straight, are often really wonderful people who you love deeply, but they have internalized some really poisonous shit. So every once in a while they say or do something that really shakes you because you’re no longer totally certain they see you as a human being, and you feel totally disempowered to explain that to them.
—(via cunicular)

(Source: lasluchasdelcorazon)

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

gaskxrth:

Don’t worry, we’re gonna make it.

gaskxrth:

Don’t worry, we’re gonna make it.

(Source: vicfxentes)

tastefullyoffensive:

[ilyaf45]

tastefullyoffensive:

[ilyaf45]

theirtinywings:

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.